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What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?

14.06.2025 11:47

What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?

No go.

Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)

Still no good

What was your most embarrassing wardrobe malfunction in public?

Loons and Moons

Lost Souls & Butt Holes

As a NATO/Ukraine supporter, since you're so blown away and angered by Trump putting Zelensky in his place yesterday, why don't you support the Ukraine by joining the Ukrainian army? There's 200,000,000+ of you. Put your money where your mouths are.

share office space ...

No way

Then came..

Do people really never face any hidden costs or surprises with surgeries in countries with single-payer healthcare like the NHS?

Next, they tried...

So, the docs changed it to read

Schizoids & Haemorrhoids

Your Camper’s Water Tank Could Be Carrying Serious Diseases, Here’s How To Fix It - The Autopian

Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives

Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...

Another attempt resulted in ...

Is it ok for someone to crossdress in public?

Just Forget it!

No, not a chance

So they tried

Can you share something that captivates you, whether it's an idea, a discovery, or an invention?

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones

Catatonics & High Colonics

The town council was livid and insisted they change it.

What is the cost of living in Sweden as a family?

This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to

Everyone loved it.

Analysis & Anal Cysts

What is your wildest experience in Bangalore that you haven’t told anyone?

Minds and Behinds

Thumbs down again.

Still no good.

Why do liberals think same-sex marriage is alright? The Bible makes it very clear that it's not alright to be gay, why can't liberals understand that?

Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to

Unacceptable again!

Nuts and Butts

How did Neo defeat the architect at the end of The Matrix: Reloaded? Was it solely due to his belief in himself or were there other factors at play?

Hysterias & Posteriors

Specializing in Odds & Ends.

Freaks and Cheeks

They put up a sign reading

I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...